Dickey bird

On our last CBC, my group was birding in the vicinity of the Ford Rouge Plant, not a very scenic place but often the only place for diving ducks in a cold winter. Trudging across the Schaefer Road overpass, belching smokestacks over our shoulders, steaming piles of slag over yonder, we stumbled upon (literally) a most unusual find. It was a large, quite realistic -- so I'm told! ;-) -- uh, sexual aid.

We reported it at the tally as "Dickey bird sp."

-- from Julie Craves, Fred McDonald, Andy Dettling, Dearborn, Michigan