In this here pod Eugene’s out of jail He’s got a rockin’ bod and money for bail

Charlie’s being stalked By a smart bovine At udders he has balked one time - no, nine

Our guest today is Greek of the frat persuasion His eyebrows are on fleek and his peanuts mixed with raisins

Our engineer talks His name is ryan Of talent he has lots and we’re not lyin’

Corrections on this episode: Eugene incorrectly states that “ombudsman” is a literary device when it is, in fact, a type of public official. His hubris will be the death of him.

Theme Music by the Stellars. Check them out here.