ABOUT US

We are the Illuminati and we will soon be taking over the world. You should get to know us because we are pretty awesome, obviously.

My name is Marianne Khouri, and I am from Troy, MI. I am majoring in ways to procrastinate along with a minor in music. I am a very mysterious person. Don’t ask what I do on Thursdays from 7-9 because what you know will hurt you.

My name is Allison Milen, and I hail from Midlothian, Illinois. I am a freshman at Michigan currently majoring in indecision, but will probably choose Biochemistry and BCN. Apart from running the world with Beyonce and other members of the Illuminati, I spend my free time having extravagant lunch dates with President Obama and assassinating those who stand in the Illuminati's way.

My name is Garret Rubin and I am from Miami, Florida. I am in my freshman year and intend to major in Chemistry. A little known fact about me is that I am a direct descendent from Sean Creton Cluber, the creator of the Illuminati, and his wife, Lotta G. Moneybags. Of course, this makes me one of the most important Illuminati members that exist.
My name is Patrick Dillon and I live in Ann Arbor, Michigan, although I lived most of my life in Fort Worth, Texas. I’m in the College of Engineering and will likely major in Chemical Engineering. I intend to use my engineering education to develop chemicals that will deprive people of their autonomy and force them to submit to the rule of the Illuminati.

 

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